1:19 p.m. - 2006-03-08
I did my presentation for one of my old prof's last Friday, and had a wonderful weekend catching up with my old college roommate. She did her presentation on Monday, and yesterday afternoon she called me. She asks me if I'd visited our favorite professor's office and seen the pictures her daughter had drawn. (Keeping in mind, the first time I met this daughter, she was 5 months old and I rocked her to sleep and now she's in KINDERGARDEN BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL OLD.) Ahem. Anyway, I hadn't seen the pictures, so she had to tell me about them. The first picture was of their dog, Batman. Only he had what appeared to be 6 legs. So when our prof asked her 5 year old daughter why the dog had 6 legs, she said "MOM! That's not 6 legs, that's 4 legs, and 2 hairs hanging off his pee-pee!" It was unfortunate I was driving, and if anyone saw a crazy lady in a Toyota Avalon laughing so hard she was crying and talking on a cell phone and swerving all over the road, well, I'm sorry. But I'm not finished. So then the prof says, "You see the picture next to it? You see how it's half covered up by the dog with "6 legs"? I had to use the dog's pee-pee hairs to cover up half that pig picture because she drew it with a steaming pile of crap coming out of it's butt!" So my roommate lifts up the edge of the dog picture, and sure enough, there's a big pile of pig crap coming out of the pig's butt. Then, THEN, the prof says "Yeah, she drew these all at school. That teacher probably thinks we are one screwed up family!"
I fear I have seen the future.
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