3:54 p.m. - 2006-05-10
Yesterday I found out that my uterus is doing something right! All by itself! Not to bore you with details, but I'm taking progesterone supplements, and my levels have been just peachy this whole time. Then all the sudden, they rose 15 points. Which means my uterus is doing what it's supposed to and taking over production around the end of the first trimester! YAY for my uterus!
Very YAY, if you ask me, because progesterone suppositories are NOT the most fun thing I've ever done. I mean, last time I went to get them, the pharmacist screwed up, and just gave me all the makings, rather than making them for me. Which means I had to COMPOUND and MOLD my own VAGINAL SUPPOSITORIES. I say that beats the hell out of rolling your own tampons.
Also, it seems that even though I'm not gaining any weight, I'm just getting chunkier and chunkier. Like maybe all the rest of my internal organs are women straight off of Jerry Springer and they're saying "Oh no you didn't! We don't put up with that kind of bullshit around here! You take your whoring ass and get your shit out on the front porch! That's where you'll be living for the next 7 months!" Which makes me wonder if the problem all along wasn't my uterus, but the rest of my organs having the poor gal completely cowed like a catholic school girl in a strip club. I mean, it's possible, right?
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